Although, perhaps, not quite in his usual “you didn’t ask me but this video game is evil rargh garble blah” (note: Thompson may or may not go around going rargh garble blah, but I do so like to imagine that he does).

Read on if you wish to find out exactly what stupidity he’s perpetrated this time.

This time, as reported by Gamepolitics, Thompson sent out another one of his myriad of emails to everyone on the planet, claiming that the Florida Bars case to disbar is a conspiracy (yes, Jack, that’s right, they’re keeping the little man down! Fight the power! Maaaaaaaaan) designed entirely to persecute him for his beliefs. In this one, he claims to have had his e-mail address “hacked,” though provides no further info regarding this “hack.”

What he does say, however, is that U.S. Attorney Alex Acostas forwarding the matter of the “hacking” and the “conspiracy” to the FBI has been of no help at all, because:

Jack Thompson:

Despite your forwarding this matter, Mr. Acosta, to the FBI, the FBI has done nothing and refuses to talk to me.

With all respect, either the FBI takes this seriously—the computer hacking, the criminal use of lunacy proceedings, the whole nine yards… or I and others will do what we need to do.

Yes, that’s right. The FBI refuses to talk to him anymore. The FBI refuses to investigate what could possibly be a criminal matter. The answer to the question no-one asked, “what, exactly, do you have to do to get the FBI to completely ignore what could be a valid complaint” is to do exactly what Jack Thompson and hundreds of other crackpots have done - send them every piddly piece of crap you think is somehow important to your “cause.”

Yes, you moronic ass, it’s all part of a “conspiracy,” isn’t it? Can’t be because you’ve shot yourself in the foot over and over, burned every damned bridge, and pissed off everyone to the extent someone would have to think long and hard about pissing on your to put you out if they came upon you on fire. To the FBI, you’re another crackpot as those who see UFOs and report them all the damn time - nothing but a nuisance. Even if you come up with something for which you really, really need them, you’ve cried wolf too many times.

In fact, Dennis McCauley, editor of Gamepolitics himself, has been reported around about five times by the avenging attorney to the FBI, including once under violation of the Patriot act, so I’m terribly glad you went and told him about this - he needed a good laugh.

On another Jack Thompson note, watch this space - over the next two weeks, we expect to hear the verdict in his bar trial.

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